英语笑话：终身保修
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Lifetime WarrantyAfter burying his mother nine months later, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money topurchase the expensive coffin his mother originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket.
“What’s so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral director.
He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”
终身保修
在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。 “这副棺材有什么特别？”，我问葬礼的承办人。他回答说，“这种棺材终生保修”。 「外语*教育网编辑整理 」
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