英语笑话:洗苹果

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导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?　

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What's that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

　　爸爸：杰克，你为什么喝那么多水？

　　杰克：爸爸，我刚刚吃了一个苹果。

　　爸爸：这和你喝水有什么关系？

　　杰克：我忘了洗苹果了。

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