英语笑话:不缺钱
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
"大夫！"他说，"帮帮我！一个月前我吞了一分硬币！"
"天哪，"大夫说，"早干嘛去了？你当时怎么不来看？"
"实话告诉您吧，大夫，"穷人说，"我当时还不缺钱！"
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