拐弯违章--双语幽默笑话

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hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.

我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。啊噢，意识到犯了错误，我说。我刚才拐弯是违章的。

i guess it's all right, my daughter replied, the police car behind us did the same thing.

我想那没关系的，女儿回答说：我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。

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