A Fine Match 势均力敌(中)
势均力敌
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过.她很害怕老鼠,所以她冲出屋子,搭上了公共汽车直奔商店.在那儿,她买了一只老鼠夹.店主告诉她:“放点奶酪在里面,很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的.”
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里,但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪.她不想再回到商店里去,因为已经很晚了.于是,她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子.
令人称奇的是,这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上,这位女士下楼到厨房时,发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!
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