你的房间

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　　There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"

　　So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"

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