英语幽默精读【107】Such a Long Dog
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
※ Notes
（1） bark v.犬吠
（2） in surprise惊奇地
※ Exercises
根据短文填空：
① He stepped the head of the dog _____was sleeping.
② The dog barked _____a while.
③ The blind man went _____for miles .
④ The blind man had thought that it was the _____dog.
⑤ He said _____surprise, "It's a wonder that the dog is so long. "
※ 译文
如此长的狗
从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：“奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。”
※ 练习参考答案
① who ② for ③ on ④ first ⑤ in
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