英语笑话：不是算命的
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
Customer: Waiter, what‘s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn‘t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顾客：服务员，我汤里的这只苍蝇意味着什么？
服务员：我不知道，先生，我是服务员，不是算命的。
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