Farmer Joke(6)

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　　The barn at Larry and Susan‘s farm burned down，and Susan called the insurance company. Susan：“We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.”

　　Agent：“Wait just a minute，Susan……it doesn‘t work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth.”

　　Susan，after a pause：“I‘d like to cancel the policy on my husband.”

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