爆笑英语幽默笑话精选30： The Right Leg右腿（英汉双语笑话）
30.The Right Leg
30.右腿
Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?
学监(非常生气):现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?
Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.
二年级学生(恭顺地):右腿，先生。
pond
n.[C]池塘
drench
vt，使湿透，浸湿
sophomore
n.(大学、高中的)二年级学生
meekly
adj.温顺地;逆来顺受地
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