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我刚咬破自己的舌头

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  “Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.

  “Yes, dear,” she replied - “Why do you ask?”

  “Cause I've just bitten my tongue! ”

  Notes:

  (1) poisonous adj.有毒的

  (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。句中Cause是Because的缩略形式。

  Exercises:

  根据短文回答下列问题:

  ① The young snake was a female .

  ② The mother snake was puzzled by the young snake's question.

  ③ The young snake had just eaten something poisonous.

  ④ The young snake was going to die.

  ⑤ The young snake was worried about his survival because he thought his own blood would kill him.

  我刚咬破自己的舌头

  “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

  “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”

  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

  练习参考答案:

  ①F②T③F④F⑤T

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