英语幽默精读【94】A Bad Impression

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　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you…… you editor!"

　　※ Notes

　　（1） impression n.印象
　　（2） absorb v.吸收（知识等）
　　（3） overhear v.偶然听到
　　（4） frustration n.挫折

　　※ Exercises

　　根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：

　　① The woman and her husband are both journalists.
　　② The parents try to educate their children during dinner.
　　③ Lucy is the youngest of the children.
　　④ Lucy had a quarrel with Charlotte.
　　⑤ To Lucy, "editor" means a bad person

　　※ 译文

印象

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕谈话中，我们经常给孩子们谈到我们的工作。没人清楚他们听懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然听到七岁的女儿卢希烦恼地向她五岁的妹妹喊道：“你，你――你这个编辑！”

　　※ 练习参考答案

　　①F②T③F④T⑤T

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