马克·吐温
On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard．But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen．Theplacard thus ran：
MARK TWAIN
ARRIVES．
ASCOT CUP
STOLEN．
Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it．
马克·吐温
有一次，马克·吐温从纽约起程抵达伦敦访问，《星报》认为这个消息值得登在它的晚招贴上。但是，还有一条消息 也要登上：关于爱斯科杯被盗的消息。招贴是这样写的：
马克·吐温
光临
爱斯科杯
被盗
我们相信，马克·吐温从来也没听说过这件事。
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