斯波俊
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Spurgeon
More funny stories are told of Spurgeon than perhaps anygreat preacher．Here is a good one． He was called to the telephone by a friend who said：
"Have you read this morning's paper?"
"Yes"
"Did you see in it a notice that I was dead?"
"Yes．"
"What do you think of it?"
"Don't know," replied Spurgeon．"What I want to know is where are you speaking from?"
We do not vouch for the truth of the following, but it is, nevertheless， worth mentioning．
When Spurgeon died, a notice was posted on his Tabernacle to this effect：
"Spurgeon set out for Heaven at 7.15．"
A wag added the following：
"Not yet arrived,12 p．m., anxious．Peter．"
斯波俊
关于斯波俊的趣事也许比其他任何一位大传教士的都要多。这里讲的是其中一个逗人的故事。有一个朋友给他打电话，说：
“你读了今天早晨的报纸了吗？”
“读了。”
“你是不是在布告栏里看到我死亡的消息了？”
“是的。”
“你有何感想？”
“不知道，”斯波俊回答说。“我想知道的是你现在从什么地方给我打电话？”
我们不能确定下面这件事的真实性，但是无论如何，它还是值得一提的。当斯波俊去世的时候，他的教堂贴出了一则告示，内容是：
“斯波俊于7点15分动身去天堂。”
一个好开玩笑的人加上了一句：
“尚未到达，午夜12点，甚感焦虑。 —— 彼得”
本文标题：斯波俊 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事More funny stories are told of Spurgeon than perhaps anygreat preacher．Here is a good one． He was called to the telephone by a friend who said：
"Have you read this morning's paper?"
"Yes"
"Did you see in it a notice that I was dead?"
"Yes．"
"What do you think of it?"
"Don't know," replied Spurgeon．"What I want to know is where are you speaking from?"
We do not vouch for the truth of the following, but it is, nevertheless， worth mentioning．
When Spurgeon died, a notice was posted on his Tabernacle to this effect：
"Spurgeon set out for Heaven at 7.15．"
A wag added the following：
"Not yet arrived,12 p．m., anxious．Peter．"
斯波俊
关于斯波俊的趣事也许比其他任何一位大传教士的都要多。这里讲的是其中一个逗人的故事。有一个朋友给他打电话，说：
“你读了今天早晨的报纸了吗？”
“读了。”
“你是不是在布告栏里看到我死亡的消息了？”
“是的。”
“你有何感想？”
“不知道，”斯波俊回答说。“我想知道的是你现在从什么地方给我打电话？”
我们不能确定下面这件事的真实性，但是无论如何，它还是值得一提的。当斯波俊去世的时候，他的教堂贴出了一则告示，内容是：
“斯波俊于7点15分动身去天堂。”
一个好开玩笑的人加上了一句：
“尚未到达，午夜12点，甚感焦虑。 —— 彼得”
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