谁的爸爸是最强壮的 Dad
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ？ My father's the one who dug the hole for it.”
Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ？ My father's the one who killed it！”
中文翻译：
维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗？ 那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”
比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗？ 那是我爸爸打死的。”
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