Purpose of the Dog

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    A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.
    "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
    "No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
    A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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