How Many Dogs Does It Take

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    How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
    Rottweiler: Make me.
    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .
    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    The Cat's Answer: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

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