记下这句话
大象
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。”
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