那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事131：许诺的结果
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事the result of a promise
许诺的结果
father: i promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. what w8re you doing last term ?
父亲：我曾许诺说，如果你考试及格就给你买辆小汽车，可你却没通过考试。你上学期一直在干什么呀？
son : i was learning to drive a car.
儿子：我在学开汽车。
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