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别太自私

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DON'T BE SELFISH

A mother is admonishing her son.

----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.

----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.


别太自私

一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。

"听着,约翰,别太自私,让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。"

"妈妈,我是让他。我先骑下坡,他再骑上坡。"

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