爆笑英语幽默笑话精100：Midway Tactics 中间战术（英汉双语笑话）
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100.Midway Tactics
100.中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一个商场租用了相互毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying，"Gigantic Sale!”and "Super Bargains!”
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming，“Prices Slashed”and“Fantastic Discounts!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称:“大砍价!”“狂打折!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated，“ENTRANCE".
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。
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