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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹183:火车与汽车(中英)

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Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?

老师:“为什么火车比汽车快?”

Pupil:Because it has more wheels than a car.

学生:“因为火车的轮子比汽车多。”

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