Promotion
Promotion升职
Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great！" I said. "You can always use more money." There was a slight pause before Chris responded, "Well, I didn't exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys."
我们的儿子，克里斯，是位于斯泰茨伯勒的南佐治亚大学的医科预科生。很幸运地，他在研究莱姆病的实验室找到了一份工作。最近，他给我们打电话，说他得到了提升。“太棒了，”我说“你现在可以多花一些钱了。”
克里斯沉默了一会儿，才回答说:“嗯，确切地说我没有多拿到钱。但是他们确实多给我配了几把钥匙。”
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