英语幽默小故事带翻译：The runways are clear 跑道已清（中英双语）
66.The runways are clear
66.跑道已清
An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "
当一位飞机售票员也够例霉的。一位妇女在向他抱怨飞机起飞得太晚，这位售票员真不知如何是好。那位妇女说:“年较人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都会比你们的飞机先到那儿。”
"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."
“好啊售票员平静地说:“现在我们的飞机跑这正空着呢。”
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