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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Dream world 梦幻世界(中英双语)

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67.Dream world

67.梦幻世界

A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming,"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"

饭店经理报告说一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了,他不停地尖叫:“就在电话薄里,就在电话薄里。”

The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room,where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream,”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"

经理找来侦探后,带他进入了那位客人的房间。原来,那位客人是在做梦。“我做了个非常可怕的梦,”那人醒后解释说:“我梦见收税人想寄退给我一笔钱,但他们把我的地址给丢了.”

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