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- Deathly Vices
- Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The do...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Girl Just Like Mother
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother -- then, sh...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Another 30-40 years to live
- A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she see...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Three Men in a Pub
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them aretalking about the amount of control they have over theirwives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Difference
- A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a four-year-old Protestant girl in a children's pool in the backyard. They splashed each other, got very wet and deci...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- An Artist
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话
- 1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. T...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Fish Net
- "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Everything is big in Texas
- There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Talmudic Logic (犹太法典的逻辑)
- After months of negotiation with the Russian authorities, a Talmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat.At the...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Willpower
- A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman on Rodeo Drive Beverly Hills. And he says "Lady, I haven't eaten in four days." She looks at him and goes, "Ah, I wish I had your w...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 预报天气的印第安人
- 考考您的阅读：从下面选择正确的单词到文章空白处，欢迎提交答案，期待您的参与。
[skin] [trap] [Indian] [conversation] The Who Could Foretell the Weather
预报天气的印第安人...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语幽默：是什么让男人走在女人的后面
- Reversal of Roles Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 史上最强的英文情书是这样写的....
- 喜欢上 王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现在卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯着虎皮拉大旗，显示...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Coward胆小鬼
- 考考您的阅读：从下面选择正确的单词到文章空白处，欢迎提交答案，期待您的参与。
[conversion] [coward] [crawl] Coward 胆小鬼
Bob: "So, you say that you won the with your wife...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A terrible hail storm
- A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents(凹, 凹...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：an accountant or an artist? 会计师还是艺术家?（双语）
- A man is drowning! let's go watch! 一个人溺水了!我们去看看!Shouldn't we help him? 我们不应该帮助他吗?Traumatic encounter with death will make us psychologically unique. Do you wanna be an acc...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：tipsy aunties 喝醉的阿姨（双语）
- Get up and dance with me! Don't you wanna? Do you think I'm ooooold and uglyyyy?Come on! You are sooo boring!起来,与我共舞!你不希望吗?你认为我又老又丑吗?来吧!你是如此的无聊!People in wheelcha...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Matthew 马修（双语）
- Matthew, you know that "whale", you've been in love with for the past year, is just a tiny island, right?马修,你知道,在过去的一年里你爱上的鲸鱼只是一个小岛,对吧?WHAT!?...Yes ... Of course! An...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Ralph 拉尔夫（双语）
- Ralph, this is not what I meant I asked you to show more often how much you value our life ...拉尔夫,这不是我让你评价我们的生活值多少的意思,…… 更多 英语笑话...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Lisa 丽莎（双语）
- I don't like it, Lisa! It's very simple: Either I go or the sofa goes!我不喜欢它,丽莎!很简单:要么我走要么沙发走!The moment he uttered the word, Rick knew he took a way too great risk当他说出...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Obi Wan 奥比万（双语）
- Hey, Obi Wan. You know, you can move things just but the force of the mind! So how about helping me move this Sunday! I've got a new dorm room across town! Come ooooon!嘿,奥比万。你知道,你只...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：US WAR ROOM 美国作战室（双语）
- US WAR ROOM 美国作战室ARGHHH! There's a bee! We're under attack! Go to DEFCON 1! Get the drones in the ari! Mobilize all forces!
哎啊!有一只蜜蜂!我们受到了攻击!去防御1 !无人机在阿里!动员一切...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：You'll be ok! 你会没事的（双语）
- Come, go ahead, just jump! You'll be ok!加油,去吧,只需跳下!你会没事的!更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 趣味图片英语笑话：Chris 克里斯（双语）
- And then you just sit there and read you little book, Chris ...
然后你只是坐在那里,读你的小书,克里斯……Some of the townspeople felt bad about it, but everybody was happy to get r...
2018-11-07 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
