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- 每日一笑It‘s Me All Right(6.9)
- It's Me All Right
A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself? Looking puzzled, the...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑： Who‘s More Polite？(6.10)
- Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more
polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always
tipped...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑： Expensive Price(6.11)
- Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：The Absent-minded Professor(6.12)
- The Absent-minded Professor
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Three Turtles(6.13)
- Three Turtles
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one,...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：It‘s Always Me.(6.14)
- It's Always Me.
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.
Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Is He Really Ill？(6.15)
- Is He Really Ill?
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a g...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Just Sew the Buttonhole(6.16)
- Just Sew the Buttonhole
New Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
New Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：How to Become Rich？(6.17)
- How to Become Rich?
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：What do I get？ (6.18)
- What do I get?
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Great Event (6.19)
- Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 181...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Doctor and Patient (6.20)
- Doctor and Patient
Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
Patient: Two of each.
Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
Patient: Say, Doctor,...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：You‘re facing the wrong way. (6.21)
- You're facing the wrong way.
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film....
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Two Hermits (6.22)
- Two Hermits
Two hermits lived in a cave far from civilization. One day a little dog ran past the entrance to the cave.
Six months later one hermit said to...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：A Letter (6.23)
- A Letter
The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away at boarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：If My Mouth Still Holds Water (6.24)
- If My Mouth Still Holds Water
After the barber had cut, nicked and gashed him, the customer
asked for a glass of water. The barber said, " What's the matte...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Why is he crying？ (6.25)
- Why is he crying?
Mum: Why are you crying?
Tommy: I cleaned the bird cage and the canary disappeared.
Mum: How did you clean it?
Tommy: With a vacuum cle...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Good News and Bad News (6.26)
- Good News and Bad News
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some goo...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：No Wonder They Put Her Out （6.27）
- No Wonder They Put Her Out
Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from heaven?
Mother: Yes.
Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：A Good Example(6.28)
- A Good Example
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and
cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：Harmful Movie(6.29)
- Harmful Movie
Theater Manager: Madam, you may not take dog into the theater. I'm sorry it is not permitted.
Woman: That's ridiculous! What harm could the mo...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 每日一笑：My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow. (6.30)
- My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow.
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
"Cloth of leather?" asked the salesperson.
"Makes no diffe...
2018-11-18 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Frogs and the Well（井）
- Two Frogs lived together in a marsh. But one hot summer the marsh（沼泽） dried up, and they left it to look for another place to live in: for frogs like damp places if...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dead turtle
- "Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, t...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Pride and Poverty
- A young man, who appeared to enjoy robust health, was begging in the streets of Madrid. He applied to a gentleman, who, on looking at him, could not help saying to h...
2018-11-17 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
