摘要: I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in reading called "Dialogues between a Missionary and an Indian."[阅读全文:]
摘要: The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"[阅读全文:]
摘要: I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was.[阅读全文:]
摘要: "Oh! yes," said Rockefeller, "but his father is a rich man; mine isn't."[阅读全文:]
摘要: Young hopeful: “Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?" Father: "A convert, my son."[阅读全文:]
摘要: Your little hands, Your little feet, Your little mouth Oh,God,how sweet![阅读全文:]
摘要: One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig."[阅读全文:]
摘要: On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries;[阅读全文:]