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诵读课
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标签: 双语笑话 课本 教师 架势 停顿

摘要: I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in reading called "Dialogues between a Missionary and an Indian."[阅读全文:]

我们的尾巴
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标签: 英语幽默 尾巴 老太太 话题

摘要: The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.Then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"[阅读全文:]

我忘了那人是谁
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标签: 双语幽默 求婚 忘记 答应

摘要: I remember I said no to someone last night, but I had forgotten who it was.[阅读全文:]

有钱的父亲
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标签: 英语幽默 百万富翁 洛克菲勒 旅馆 父亲

摘要: "Oh! yes," said Rockefeller, "but his father is a rich man; mine isn't."[阅读全文:]

什么叫叛徒?
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标签: 英语笑话 叛徒 政治 信仰

摘要: Young hopeful: “Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?" Father: "A convert, my son."[阅读全文:]

情歌
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标签: 双语笑话 情歌 美妙 灵魂

摘要: Your little hands, Your little feet, Your little mouth Oh,God,how sweet![阅读全文:]

良好的心愿
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标签: 英语幽默 心愿 烤猪肉 男孩

摘要: One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher,pawants to know if you like roast pig."[阅读全文:]

合理的哀伤
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标签: 英语幽默 哀伤 病床 牧师 老婆

摘要: On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries;[阅读全文:]

怕老婆的丈夫
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标签: 英语笑话 怕老婆 国王 惩罚 右侧

摘要: The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man wh[阅读全文:]

一封神秘的信
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标签: 双语幽默 神秘 香水 服装店

摘要: "I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs," said the lady to her husband."But something's been bothering me for days."[阅读全文:]