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闲人遐思
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标签: 英语幽默 遐思 螃蟹 蠢驴

摘要: He who sleeps catches no fish,—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life. All professions can yield a man enough to live on,—except professions of faith.[阅读全文:]

火!火!
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标签: 双语笑话 写信 开水

摘要: Mr.Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant,a very stupid boy, rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an excited voice,"Fire,Fire!The kitchen is on fire[阅读全文:]

亨利亲王与福斯塔夫
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标签: 英语幽默 莎士比亚 杰克 懦夫

摘要: Prince Henry. Welcome, Jack. Where hast thou been? Falstaff.A plague on all cowards, I say, and a vengeance too! marry, and amen!(To an attendant.) Give me a cupof sack, boy. Ere I le[阅读全文:]

我想不到已经往回跑了这么远!
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标签: 英语笑话 想不到 子弹 军官

摘要: A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.[阅读全文:]

迟到的原因
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标签: 双语幽默 迟到 备注 双胞胎

摘要: In some Government offices the clerks, upon arrival in themorning, have to sign their names in an "attendance book". This book provides space for signature[阅读全文:]

国王的兄弟
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标签: 双语幽默 国王 兄弟 西班牙

摘要: If all the brothers you have in the world give you as much as I have done, you'll be richer than I am.[阅读全文:]

三个乞丐
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标签: 英语幽默 乞丐 叶芝 宫殿

摘要: King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, "You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head. Do men[阅读全文:]

笑话
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标签: 英语笑话 笑话 爵士 耳聋

摘要: When it ended, everyone laughed louder than ever and Sir William smiled happily. But he didn't know the reason for their laughter. He had told the very same story that his friend had just told.[阅读全文:]

我不需要再偷了
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标签: 双语笑话 货店 美元 游艇 别墅

摘要: The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm."I want no scandal,” saidthe owner.“I'll ju[阅读全文:]

接着走吧
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标签: 英语幽默 头号懒人 坟墓 老街坊

摘要: Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb.[阅读全文:]