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帕蒂
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标签: 双语幽默 帕蒂 亲戚 度假 解释

摘要: There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own,on which he bestowed the name of Paddy,and loved mightily.[阅读全文:]

问问你自己的吧
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标签: 英语笑话 自己 华盛顿 流浪儿 出发

摘要: It was a cold,raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.[阅读全文:]

我很高兴
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标签: 英语幽默 高兴 老师 奶奶 这样

摘要: A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children," said she,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"[阅读全文:]

是他的错
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标签: 英语幽默 打架 男孩 妈妈 玻璃

摘要: "He's a bad boy," his mother said."How did he break it?" "I threw a stone at him," Billy answered, "and he quickly moved down."[阅读全文:]

亚历山大大帝
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标签: 双语笑话 亚历山大 老师 亚里士多德

摘要: He couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher."[阅读全文:]

诗人的名字
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标签: 双语幽默 诗人 彭斯 布朗宁 警察

摘要: Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman, a bobby in flames.See? Bobby Burns![阅读全文:]

心不在焉的老师
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标签: 英语幽默 心不在焉 老师 学生

摘要: I thought I was all right when I left home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.[阅读全文:]

谁是第一个男人?
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标签: 英语笑话 第一 华盛顿 男孩

摘要: "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher,smiling indulgently. "Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the[阅读全文:]

埋在花园里的枪
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标签: 英语笑话 土豆 花园 奇怪 北爱尔兰

摘要: An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.[阅读全文:]

现在几点了?
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标签: 双语笑话 几点 露营 唱歌 窗户

摘要: The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."[阅读全文:]