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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Immaculate deception 窍门(中英双语)

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39.Immaculate deception

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My mother and a group of her friends were discussing housecleaning.  Mom, who dislikes the task,stated in  a matter-of-fact way,”Oh,I'm giving it up. I'm going to let the dirt build up. Then I'll call the police, report a burglary, and let them come and dust for fingerprints.”

妈妈和几个朋友在谈论打扫房于的事。妈妈不喜欢干这项工作,她讲出了一个可行的办法。“噢,我现在已不干了,我让灰尘积攒下去,然后给警寨局打个电话,就说我家丢了
东西。他们为了找指纹,就会把一切都打扫干净的。”

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