英语幽默小故事带翻译：Blame 责怪（中英双语）

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50.Blame

50.责怪

As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was$80, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."

我带着小狗等在兽医的侯诊室里，一位妇女和她的英国种牧羊狗从诊室里走出来。当主人在问诊费时，小构乖乖地坐在一边。当主人被告知诊资是80元时，那妇女低头看了看自己的小狗说:“你听到了吧，得去找份工作了。”

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