每日一笑(3.13)
Two Skulls
Tourist: Whose skull is it?
Guide: That is the skull of Julius Caesar.
Tourist: Then whose is that small one beside it?
Guide: That, sir, is the skull of Julius Caesar when he was a small boy.
两颗头盖骨
游览者：那是谁的头盖骨？
导游：那是朱利叶斯凯撒的头盖骨。
游览者：那么旁边的小头盖骨是谁的呢？
导游：那个么，先生，是凯撒大帝小时候的头盖骨。
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