外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹148：希拉里的礼物(中英)
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” he says eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.”
比尔·克林顿为了弥补他所做的坏事，于是就到商场为希拉里买一个礼物。“我想为我的妻子买一双手套，”他看着那个迷人的导购小姐说，“但是我不知道她带什么号的。”
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes,” he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”
“我有办法能帮帮你，”那个导购小姐甜甜的说，然后把她的手放到克林顿手上。“噢，太好了，”他回答。“我妻子的手只比你的手小一点。”
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you -mention it,” Bill replied，"she also needs a bra and panties
“您还想要点什么吗?”那个导购小姐边包装那双手套边问。“既然你问到了，”比尔回答，“她还需要一身内衣。”
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