每日一笑 (9.16)
The Sun and the Moon
One day,a lady talked with her friend saying that the sun is the most
beautiful and useful of the celestial bodies. A gentlman who was present,
answered: "Yes, Madam, the sun is a very fine body, to be sure, but in my
oinion, it is not so useful as the moon."
"Why so?" asked the lady.
"Because," replied the gentleman, "the moon affords us light in the night-
time, when we really want it, whereas we have the sun always with us in the
day-time, when we have not so much need of it."
太阳和月亮
一天，一位太太和她的朋友在一起谈论太阳是太空中最美丽、最有用的星
体。一位被邀请来的绅士答道：“是的，太太，太阳的确是一颗非常美丽
的星体，但我认为它不如月亮用处大。”
那位太太问，“为什么？”
绅士回答：“因为月亮在夜晚给我们亮光，那时我们正需要它；而太阳总
是在白天和我们在一起，而那时我们并不需要它呀。”
昨日答案:
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