外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹150：县议员(中英)
An old couple was sitting down and the wife decided to strike up a conversation. She asked her husband, "Have you ever cheated on me? It is all over, so just tell me.”
一对老夫妻坐在一起时，妻子想和丈夫聊聊天就问:“你曾经骗过我吗?我们都这么大年纪了，告诉我吧。”
He answers: "No, and you.”
他回答:“没有，那你呢?”
"Well, remember that time you got fired and then rehired? Well, I visited your boss.”
“哦，还记得那次你被解雇了，然后又被重新雇用了?那是因为我去找了你的老板。”
"Is that all?" he asks.
“就这么多吗?”他问。
"No, remember that time you wanted a raise and your boss refused. I talked to the head of the company in his bed.”
“还有，记得那次你提出要加薪，但是你的老板拒绝了。我和你的老板在他的床上谈了这个问题。”
"Please tell me that is all,” asks her husband.
“请不要告诉我你还有事情骗我了，”她的丈夫说。
"No, do you remember when you ran for town legislator and you were 150 votes short?!”
“还有，你记得那次你克选县议员，你开始的时候差了一百五十票?!”
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