外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹152：三个老年人(中英)
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三个老年人坐在一起聊天。
The 80 year一old said , "The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.”
八十岁的那个说:“我所希望能发生在我身上最好的事，就是我能正常的小便。我每次站在那里二十分钟，又慢又疼。我不得不一次又一次的去。”
The 85 year一old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem.”
八十五岁的那个说:“我所希望能发生在我身上最好的事，就是我能有正常的大便。我用过各种各样的泻药，就这样还是有问题。”
Then the 90 year一old said，That's not my problem. Every morning at 6: 00 A. M. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 :00 A. M.”
九十岁的那个说:“这些都不是我的问题。我每天早上六点钟准时小便，六点半准时大便。我所希望发生在我身上最好的事，就是我能在七点钟以前醒来。”
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