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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Weather forecast 天气预报(双语)

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英语幽默小笑话:weather forecast 天气预报

a film crew was on location deep in the desert. one day an old indian went up to the director and said, "it will rain tomorrow." the next day it rained.
一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天,一个印度老人来到导演面前对他说:“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。

a week later, the indian went up to the director again and said, "there will be a storm tomorrow." the next day there was a storm.
一周以后,印度人又来了,他告诉导演说:“明天会有暴风雨。”果然,第二天有暴风雨。

"this indian is incredible," said the director. he told his secretary to hire the indian to predict the weather.
“这个印度人真神,”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预测天气。

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