外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹151：邮箱(中英)
A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still，she had no mail，and the neighbor was confused. One minute later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd time, and again，she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her and said, "The mailman won’t be here for another 3 more hours, why do you keep on checking your mail" The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer keeps on saying, `You've got mail.”’
一个金发女郎走出门来检查她的邮箱，她的邻居看见了她。她没有发现邮件，所以她就回到了家里。过了两分钟，这个金发女郎又出来第二次检查她的邮箱，她仍然没有发现邮件，她的邻居看见了有些迷惑。一分钟以后，这个女人又出来第三次检查邮箱，她还是一无所获。这回她的邻居走向前去问她:“邮递员三个小时内是不会来的。你为什么不断的检查你的邮箱呀?”那个金发女郎说:“噢，因为我的电脑总是告诉我‘你有新邮件’。”
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