每日一笑 (11.14)

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I married the wrong man

　　　
　　At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

　　　　　　　　　嫁错了人

　在一个鸡尾酒会上,一个女人问另一个:“你把结婚戒指带错手指了吧?"　　
“是的，我嫁错了人。”

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