外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹164：司机与比尔•克林顿(中英)

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instant1y. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.

一天晚上，比尔·克林顿和他的司机驱车行驶在乡村的公路上，意外的撞死了一头猪。克林顿让司机去向农场的主人解释所发生的一切。

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and tom. "What happened to you，”asked Bill. "Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me.” "My God, what did you tell them"，asked Clinton. The driver replied, "I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and 1 just killed the pig.”

大约一小时后，克林顿看见司机摇摇晃晃的回来了，一手拿着一瓶葡萄酒，另一只手拿着香烟，衣服破烂不堪。克林顿疑惑地问:“发生了什么事?”司机回答说:“没什么，农场主给我葡萄酒，他老婆给我香烟，他们19岁的女儿疯狂地爱上了我。”“哦，_L帝，你到底对他们说了些什么?”司机回答“我是比尔·克林顿的司机，而且刚刚撞死了那头猪。”

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