外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹170：第一次约会(中英)
After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if some- thing like this happened.
一个男的和他第一次约会的女友共度了整个晚上，现在再多呆一分钟他都无法忍受了。事先，他就秘密的和朋友商量好了，一旦出现样的情况，朋友就打电话给他，这样他去接电话，就有借口离开了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
接完电话后，他回来了，垂一下了眼睛，一脸沮丧地说:“我有一个坏消息，我的爷爷刚刚去世了。”
"Thank heavens,” his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!”
“感谢上帝，”女伴回答道:“幸亏你有坏消息，要不然，我就要有坏消息告诉你了。”
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