外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹171：主日课(中英)
A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church instead. Impressed, the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing. "Yes，”the youngster replied. "He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
一个小男孩上主日课迟到了。可他平时总是很准时的，所以老师就问他是不是出了什么问题。小男孩回答说，他本来计划今天去钓鱼的，但是他的父亲却让他必须去教堂。老师很感动，接着问他的父亲有没有告诉他为什么去教堂比钓鱼更重要?“是的，”小男孩回答说，“他说他带的鱼饵不够两个人用。”
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