外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹303：医生的笑话(中英)
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. Hegoes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co一worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn，some asshole has my pen!”
一位医生耳朵上夹了一支直肠温度计开始了一天的工作。他去会议室讨论今天的工作。一位同事问他为什么在耳朵上夹一支温度计，他愤怒的抓下温度计，一边看一边说:“该死的，哪个人的肛门里一定塞着我的钢笔。”
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