外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹312：我会把您背下去(中英)
My 15一year一old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don' t you feel well，Mom?” he asked with concern. "No, I don't,” I said.
我十五岁的儿子连跑带颠地跑回家里发现我躺在床上。“妈妈，您觉得不舒服吗?”他关心地问。“是的，我有点不舒服:”我说。
"Well, don't you worry about dinner," he reassured me "I'll carry you down to the stoves”
“那么，您别担心晚饭了:”他安慰我说:“我可以把你背到楼下的炉灶前去。”
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