外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹304：三个心愿(中英)
A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend. One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill. So, she went up to the suit and got an old oil lamp from her childhood. As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
一个穷困而孤苦伶仃的老太太和她的猫住在一间房子里。一天.她正坐椅子上织毛衣，可灯却熄灭了。因为她已交不起电钱了。于是她走到阁楼_匕找出了一只小时候用的油灯。当她擦拭油灯的时候，一个妖怪出现了，要帮她实现三个心愿。
"First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”
“首先，我想变得很有钱，再也不用为钱担心了。”
"Second, I want to be young and beautiful again.”
“然后，我想再变回到年轻时那漂亮的样子。”
"And Last，I want you to change my little cat into a handsome prince.”
“最后，我想让我的猫变成一位英俊潇洒的王子。”
*POOF*
璞!
As the smoke cleared she saw she was surrounded by big bags of coins, and that in the mirror was a young beautiful woman. She turned as the handsome prince walked in the door, held her in his arms and said, "Now I'11 bet you're sorry you took me to the vet for that little operation.”
随着一阵烟雾漫漫散开，她看见自己的周围都是大袋子的钱币，镜子里照出的是一位年青漂亮的女人，在她转身的时候，那位英俊的王子走到了门前，将她抱入怀中，对她说:“现在我敢打赌，你一定为把我送到兽医那里做这个小手术而感到后悔。”
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