外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹311：陆军与海军的较量(中英)
An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，"In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, "Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!”
一个陆军士兵和一个海军士兵在一个公共卫生间碰面，当陆军士兵从咀面走出来时，正在洗手的海军士兵说:“在海军，我们学到了上_完厕所后要洗手。”接着陆军士兵回答说:“在陆军，没有人教我们往手里撒尿!”
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