外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹272：一张生日卡片(中英)
Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
封面:忘记你不能改变的过去。忘记你不能预测的将来。
Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one.
内文:忘记现在，因为我没有给你买生日礼物。
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