趣味图片英语笑话：telemarketer 电话销售员（双语）

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hello,betty.don't hang up. there's a bomb in your house.and tell me, how is your situation with regard to kitchen appliances?

你好，贝蒂，别挂电话，在你的房子里有个炸弹，告诉我关于厨房电器的情况

dennis's greatest tatlent as a telemarketer was to get people's attention

丹尼斯作为电话销售员的最大天赋就是引起别人的注意

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