趣味图片英语笑话：modern toys 现代玩具（双语）

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this gun is capable of emiting over 54 completely unnecessary, soul-wrenching sounds, that will drive all westerners completely mad...millions of these will slowly but surely make the old civilization collapse...

这把枪能发出54声完全没必要的折磨认的声音，这能使西方人完全疯掉……成千上万的会慢些但是肯定能使古文明崩溃

where modern toys are being produced

现代玩具生产的地方

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